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 Honey D'Lite is a mesmerizing blend of acrobatic athleticism, fast paced dance
perfection, and sexy feline finesse. The love child of a Baptist missionary from
New Orleans, and the leader of a secretive tribe deep in the Amazon, Honey was
accidentally abandoned during a pilgramage through the jungle, and had to learn
to fend for herself at a young age. Discovered as a child roaming the streets of Brazil with a misfit gang
of acrobatic Carnival performers, it was soon learned that this
mysterious vixen had an incredible gift that needed to be shared. After
backflipping, booty shaking, and hip-hopping her way through dozens of
parades, and street parties; Honey found herself in St. Louis, seeking
her fortune and new ways to expand her already impressive dance
repertoire. The Alley Cat Revue is now home to this striking,
powerhouse performer; where every Saturday night she can be seen
blowing audiences away with her Brazilian flavored dance performances.
Oh Honey!
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When a mobster in the Armenian mafia fell in love with a dancer in the
Russian ballet; they produced the exotic firecracker, Kristianna Krystal.
At a very young age Kristianna became a ballerina with the guidance of her
mother. However, her childhood was cut short when her parents were
kidnapped by the KGB for suspected bomb threats and crimes against
humanity. Bewildered by her parents' secret double life, Kristianna found
herself wandering into the camp of a band of gypsies. She was soon adopted
and immersed in gypsy life; learning the art of seduction through belly dance
and shaking her ever blossoming bosom. Kristianna spent the next few years
traveling the world the world with the rogue caravan, perfecting her sensual
dancing skills. Eventually, she found herself in St. Louis and in the
center of a burgeoning burlesque movement. Kristianna was welcomed with
open arms into the Albino Alley Cat Revue, where she is overjoyed to have found
a home.
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 Born in the Schwarzewald, and raised in Düsseldorf, Hamburg, and Helsinki,
Finland; Lola van Ella was the product of a lovely German cabaret siren and
a blue collar Finnish steel worker. Growing up in smoky nightclubs, listening to
the sounds of bluesy singers, trumpets, drums, and welding torches, she quickly
learned to shake what her mutti gave her. Lola soon realized she had
talents she needed to share. After traveling extensively throughout Europe
as a torch singer, figure model, and stage starlet, Lola felt she needed to
bring her talents to America. There, in the midwest, she found
herself joining the kittens of the Alley Cat Revue as their resident
songstress. She now feels she has a home with these frisky
frauleins where Lola can be seen pleasing the crowd with her brand of
sultry vocals, sass talking, and sizzling shimmy shaking. Fraulein Lola
van Ella is eine schoene kitty katt! Meow!
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